Oh, Loverboy? - Whatcha Doin'? Want Some?
This card, "Oh, Loverboy!  Yes, Dear!", is a greeting card from a female to her lover.  
The background paper is gold glitter.   
The red glittery words above the lips read 'Oh, Lover boy!".
The black glittery words above the black mustache read "Yes, Dear!".  
On the inside is a wine glass 3/4 full, a long glass with a drink & ice with a stirrer, and a bottle that reads "It's 5 o'clock Somewhere".  
The inside reads 'Whatcha Doin'? in silver letters and " Want Some?" in red glittery letters beside a pair of red lips.
The envelope is laminated for durability.  On the front is a thin black mustache above a white space for a name on top of gold glittery background paper. Below the name space is a gold striped bow tie.
On the back is a coral lipstick smooch, and inside the envelope is another smoochy lipstick kiss.  The envelope is held closed by Velcro.
 
Hello, Foxy Lady - Is It Me You're Looking For?
This a funny, cute, sexy little card for lovers.  It is great for beginning relationships to long lasting relationships.  
The front of the card has a pretty white background with red shiny hearts.  
Over the background paper are two cute foxes - one male in a black fedora and bow tie, and the other is female with a flowered headband, necklace and cell phone.  
The male fox is saying, "Hey There, Foxy Lady", and the female is saying, "Hi" while looking at her cell phone.  
On the inside is a little fox in a black vest saying "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" in red glitter letters, and there's an orange fox looking up at the other fox with puffy red hearts in various sizes flowing above.
The envelope is laminated for durability.  On the front is a cute male fox in black framed spectacles with a gold tie on top of the background paper with a white space for a name.  There is also a pink puffy heart above the fox's head. 
On the back is a cute female fox in blue/gold framed spectacles and a red/leopard printed sweater with a matching leopard print bow in her "hair".  Next to her is a huge dark blue flashing flashlight.  How cute!!
 
Beside the cheetah are the words "Hey" in gold/black letters, "hot" in red letters, and "Stuff!" in gold/black letters on a white puffy background.
Inside of the card are the words "I'm Wild About You!" in gold flat letters.
Below the words is a small white puffy banner with "lookin'" in red letters and "Sharp" in black letters with a gold safety pin.
The envelope has the same background paper with a white space for the name.  On the right of the space is a white puffy banner with the words "So Hot" in white with black trim and gold polka dots.  It also has a lit match above the words.  On the right is a red glittery heart.  To the back is a brown and beige section with two glittery hearts, one that fits inside the other.
All cards and envelopes are laminated for durability.  The envelopes are held closed with Velcro.